boyz  ISSUE  #598 

   

THE CHEEK OF IT!


 

 

 
  

Those walking, talking Transylvanian twiglets The Cheeky Girls took further steps towards gay superstardom last Saturday. The REFLEX had booked the girls to appear and perform their ‘The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)’, and sure enough, like lingerie-clad goalposts, the girls turned up to a rapturous round of applause.
Both Monica and Gabriela wore little more than doilies, and although the temperatures outside were touching zero, their blend of bony arm waving and lipstick covered teeth warmed even the most cynical heart. They performed their smash hit song (that was still hanging on in there at number two last time we looked) and once they'd finished, the crowd was so buzzed the stage was full of punters. Monica and Gabriela simply continued their song, whilst everyone else joined in.
There was plenty of talk during the evening that the girls would make a fine Eurovision entry for us Brits this year, so everybody start petitioning Terry Wogan!
Until then, The Reflex will return to normal. The spangly, eye-opening glass dancefloor will continue to shine, the Roman themed bar will continue to offer a chilled atmosphere, and the Reflex will continue to pack them in. The legend of those vampish twins, and a cheeky stage invasion will live on though… until their next single that is. God help us all.